User blog:Banter Claus 69/Why some people believe in a CWA Emulator - Explained

It has come to my attention that within the past year a considerable amount of random CWA players have been believing in an emulator to satisfy their many needs. Within this blog post I will define why these people do it.

I have studied countless blood and tissue samples from victims/CWA players and have found that in some of them there is an unkown genetic mutation. This mutation makes the host obsessive over certain the smallest things, as I discovered from implanting the isolated cells into a small child. It made it want to play Clone Wars Adventures. When the game was canceled by SOE (Yay!) it caused the small child to cry and cry and believe that there was hope in the countless "Emulators".

I shared the results with countless friends and doctors and scientists, and when further investigated on dozens of other patients, the results were conclusive. The virus is called "Banteritus" and can be potentially spread by physical contact. I have estimated that anywhere in the range of 74 to 82% of CWA players have developed this mutation, probably through radiation from prolonged exposure to Clone Wars Adventures.

Thank you for taking time to reading this, and good day.