User blog:Epic Ares/Becoming a Mandalorian

Instructions on becoming a Mandalorian

 * 1) Get a ton of cardboard to use as armor. I used four 12 pack soda cases for my arms and feet, and the bottom of a U-Haul box for my chest, and one of the lid pieces for my groin area. Don't forget to paint all the pieces because you won't want anyone thinking you have a sponsorship deal with Dr. Pepper.
 * 2) Find one of those plastic halloween pumpkin buckets to where over your head. Yeah it'll be upside down and you won't be able to see out of it but so what? Mandalorians can pretty much do everything.
 * 3) Get a backpack and put a can of pringles in each of those cup holder things on the sides of it where you put water bottles and crap, you know so you can get the feeling of having a jet pack or whatever. Then all you need to do is get a good pace on a trampoline and jump off but don't land on your feet when you do because real Mandalorians don't do that. They actually fly.
 * 4) Whenever you talk to one of your Mandalorian brothers don't forget to go to mandoa.org and copy and paste all the words you see so that everyone will think you actually know the language. That's what I do and it works everytime.
 * 5) Say cool curse words in Mandoa when the moderators are around so you can feel like a rebel or whatever. Mandalorians follow their own rules, unless they're getting paid to kill someone or whatever, then you have to do what the client says.
 * 6) Make a cool page about you being a Mandalorian and how you were raised to be this tough rancor looking guy who went through ten million battles and fought with Jedi and other clan people.
 * 7) Every real Mandalorian goes by the last name of Fett so do that.
 * 8) Read the Jedi Code because that's like the only Code I know and I think Mandalorians have a similar code so read it everyday, just as much as you brush your teeth which I hope is at least once everyday
 * 9) Follow me on my myspace, vine, twitter, instagram, snapchat, and whatever other social media there is because I'm everywhere.
 * 10) Send twenty bucks to my paypal for this useful instruction blog on how to be Mandalorian.

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