User blog:EmperorCosmicNeo/Short Adventures

Smash Man
Cosmic, Danz, Dexter and Jason ran through the jedi temple smashing anything that looked expensive and valuble. Dexter laughed as he smashed windows making them shatter. Danz and Jason used ropes to bring down statues and broke the remains. Cosmic used the force to bring some of the temple roof onto the floor and destroyed it. They all laughed until a person flew into the room and looked at them. "I am Smash Man! King of Smashers, and you will be kill-" he was cut off by Dexter shooting him in the head making him fall onto the ground. The four looked at each other then began smashing more of the temple's furniture and items, laughing evily once more.

The Conversation
Jason walked through the halls of the Majestic Warriors' base, saluting every one of the troops that passed by. He soon got tired of saluting and sat down against the wall. He sighed and was about to get up and fix the destroyed ships from the Battle of Coruscant, which occured one month before, but didn't get up once he heard Dexter and Danz talk. "We need to blow up every single citizen in Coruscant!!!!" Dexter yelled at Danz, as if he were a planet away. Danz nodded and checked the plans on the calender. "Oh no can do. The troops are going to the funeral of the lost troops," Danz said. Dexter yelled in anger as he fliped the table over and glared at Danz. "We need to make Coruscant a memory by destroying it with bombs! Boom, bang, pow! Just like that!" Dexter yelled. Jason continued to listen until Cosmic walked down the hall listening to music and danced slightly to the songs. Jason quickly grabbed Cosmic by the arm and dragged him to listen to their conversation. "You're a stalker!?" Cosmic raised his voice but was silenced by Jason's hand covering his mouth. "You have to be quiet, we need to listen to them," Jason explained. Cosmic nodded and sat beside Jason listening to his brothers talk. "You want to destroy Coruscant!? You're more nuts then Cosmic!!" Danz yelled. Cosmic slammed his fist onto the wall and stormed into the room. "Well you're stupid!" Cosmic countered. Jason ran into the room and grabbed a chair and bag of chips and watched the fight. "You have a brain disorder!" Dexter yelled at Danz. "Oh burn!" Cosmic said. Dexter turned towards Cosmic and yelled at him too. "You are a pyscho!" Dexter screamed. Cosmic's eyes widened and Jaosn swore he saw flames on his blue eyes. "You need to leave!" Danz yelled. "You need to take a bath!" Cosmic yelled. "You both need serious help!!!!!" Dexter yelled at the top of his lungs. Cosmic and Danz turned towards Dexter, and knocked him out with a punch. Danz then turned towards Jason, who was putting chips into his mouth, and punched him in the face knocking him out aswell. "Hey, Danz," Cosmic began. Danz turned towards him. "Yeah?" he replyed. Cosmic then headbutted Danz and knocked both of them out. "I forgot it happens to me too!" Cosmic said falling onto the ground. Two of their troopers, Sandy and Gold, walked into the room and saw the group on the ground knocked out. "They must of had a conversation." Gold said. Sandy nodded and they walked out. '''Beware. Talking to someone can cause fights.'''

The Best Song
Dexter walked down the street of the lower cities of Coruscant, listening to his favorite song, Gangnam Style. Meanwhile, Cosmic walked down the street with Lora, listening to their favorite song, Harlem Shake. On the same street, Danz and Jason ran down the streets screaming lyrics to 'Best of Both Worlds'. The others heard this, and ran towards the two. Cosmic arrived first, then the others. "Guys we're in public! Put a sock in it!" Cosmic commanded. Jason and Danz shook their heads and blasted their music that could make 100,000 people deaf. "Turn it down!" Dexter demanded. Danz shook his head and restarted the song. "Oh how about this!" Lora said, releasing their song Harlem Shake for the galaxy to hear. "Both are dumb songs. This is the real jam!" Dexter said, turning his Gangnam Style to max volume. All the songs played through the city, making people run inside to get away from the noise. They all turned the music down and looked at each other. "Its time we act mature and stop," Cosmic said turning his music off. The others nodded and turned their's off aswell. "Woah woah woah woah WOAH! You listen to Best of Both Worlds?" Cosmic asked. Danz and Jason looked at each other, then back at Cosmic. They laughed and sang the lyrics to the song, making the others run in terror. "WHY?!?!?!?!" Dexter yelled at the sky while running.

Roommates Part 1
A group of new college students ran through the halls of dorms, trying to find their assigned dorm. One of the students, Jason, pushed his way through the crowd and found his dorm. 'Hm. I wonder who will be my other roommates....' Jason thought as he unpacked his stuff. Three other students, Cress, Lance and Drake ran side-by-side looking for their room. They came across the same room as Jason's, and walked inside. Jason was typing on his computer, not paying attention to anyone or anything. "Excuse me?" Cress said looking at Jason. Jason gave no reply to Cress and continued to search the internet. "My brother asked you a question," Lance said standing infront of Jason. Quickly, Jason pushed him out of the way and typed faster on his computer. "HEY!!!!!!" Drake snapped. Jason slowly and carefully looked at the trio and was about to talk when someone tripped into the room, making them all jump back and stare at the person. "And thats why you shouldn't run." the person said wiping himself off. He looked at the others then introduced himself. "I'm Cosmic. Is this the dorm we're sharing?" Cosmic asked. Lance nodded and ran towards the room beside Jason's, and annouced it would be his room. Drake and Cress rolled their eyes and picked their rooms, while they left Cosmic, still holding his hand out for someone to shake. Jason walked up to Cosmic and high fived his hand and left. Cosmic walked off and picked the final room to be chosen and unpacked. "This is going to be a long stay at this college...." Cosmic said to himself.

Roommates Part 2
Jason, Cress, Lance and Cosmic walked towards the entrance of the college to see any new students arrive. "Well just boring old students huh?" Lance asked. Cress nodded and sat against the wall. "Maybe this will make this place wake up!" Jason said turning his music to high and played, Juke Box Hero. "That old song? Please! Here is a good song," Cosmic snatched the ipod out of Jason's hand and turned on Thrift Shop. "Pfft whatever," Jason said angrily. They left the entrance and returned to their dorm, finishing their work. Before they could finish, someone slipped a note into their dorm. Drake picked the note up and read it out loud for everyone to hear. "Party at my dorm. Be there and bring.......carrots?" Drake read confused. Cosmic walked in eating a carrot and the others looked at him. Cosmic cleared his throught and spoke. "What?" Cosmic asked. "Be vewy vewy qwuiet, I am hunting wabbits," Lance laughed. "Real mature," Cosmic replied. They all got ready for the party and walked to the destination of the party. Cosmic walked in and froze at the sight of people rioting. "Hmmm something isn't right with this picture...." Drake said looking at the riot. Cress slapped him behind the head. "You fool! This is a party riot! Hey wait for me guys!!!" Cress yelled and jumped into the middle of the riot. Jason and Lance stared at Cress riot for no reason. Cosmic then pulled out a carrot from his pocket and ate it, making Jason, Drake and Lance look at him. "What? If the guy is going to hunt 'wabbits' I better enjoy the carrots while I have a chance!" Cosmic said, suddenly turning into a rabbit. "You have GOT to be kidding me," Jason said. Cosmic shook his head and ate his carrot until a person behind him shot him four times with a shotgun. "HAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!" Lance laughed. Drake and Cosmic looked at him in horror and asked for an explanation. "I told him I was hunting rabbits!" Lance said. "You meant it?!" Jason asked. "Hey, I don't say 'be vewy vewy qwuiet, I am hunting wabbits' for nothin!" Lance replied. "Good point," Drake said. "Yeah it is!!!" Lance said shooting Drake in the head, killing him. "Wh-What?!" Jason yelled. Lance through the gun into Jason's hand and ran off. "This sure is a strange year of college," Jason said. Suddenly, Cosmic formed back into human and whined. "My carrot!" Cosmic yelled.

Jobs
Cosmic flew threw the skies of Coruscant, alongside his friends. (Lance, Cress, Danz and Gold) "So anyone seen some good movies lately?" Gold asked trying to start a talk. Everyone shook their heads and continued to look around. "By the way Gold, you haven't paid your part of the rent at the apartment," Danz said looking towards him. Gold shrugged. "Neither did Cress," Gold stated. Cress's head shot up and glared at Gold. "Well Lora didn't either!" Cress yelled. Lance looked around confused. "Dude she isn't here. Remember she is sick," Lance said. "Oh. Well what about Dexter!?" Cress yelled again pointing to his right. "You're pointing at the door," Cosmic said. "Oh," Cress said again. "Well YOU haven't paid your part of the rent!" Cress yelled once again. "Cress I lost my job remember?" Cosmic said. Cress nodded. "Well Danz didn't either," Cosmic passed the blame onto Danz. "We just HAD to work at the same place huh? The place shut down so we all lost our jobs," Danz explained. The others nodded and landed beside a restaurant. "Look their hiring!" Gold pointed to the "hiring now" sign. "Well lets go apply," Danz said. They nodded in agreement and walked inside. Skiping the boring sign up stuff....... They put on their new uniforms and got to their jobs. "Why do I have to be a waiter?!" Cosmic yelled. "You get used to it," a passing by waiter said. "At least you don't have to be one of the new assistant cooks." Lance complained. Danz laughed, and Gold began laughing aswell. "Hey look at me I can juggle!" Cress exclaimed juggling apples. "Vieni a lavorare o sei licenziato!!!" the manager said. They all stared at him confused as ever. "Too bad he is Italian. We can't understand him!" Lance said. Danz, Gold, and Cress nodded when Cosmic walked up to the manager. "I got this," Cosmic said. "Siamo terriblimente spiacenti per non lavorare, avremo diritto ad esso," Cosmic told the manager. The manager nodded and walked off and the others looked at Cosmic surprised. "I learned Italian before we got fired from before," Cosmic explained. They didn't move from their positions and kept staring at him. "Ugh sue me then!" Cosmic yelled. 2 months later...... "Did my client do it? Huh?! Huh?!?!?!?!" Cosmic's lawyer yelled at the judge. "I was just kidding about the sueing dude!" Cosmic yelled at Lance, only for him to laugh. "TI ODIO!!!" Cosmic yelled at Lance, who replied with a confused look. Lance took out his iphone and used google translate to find out what he said. "You hate me?" Lance asked.

10 Facts about Freedom
"Alright. 10 facts about freedom people. Fact 1: Freedom isn't free," Cosmic said. The reporters looked at each other confused but continued to listen."Well what about-" a reporter was cut off by Cosmic force pushing him into a wall. "No interuptions!" Cosmic yelled. "But you interupted-" another reporter was cut off by Cosmic force lighting him towards the wall. "Ok Fact 2: Freedom gets you killed," Cosmic continued. A reporter was getting ready to leave but was stopped by Cosmic for choking him. "No one leaves the freedom fact place!!!" Cosmic yelled. He then released the reporter and continued. "Fact 3: Freedom is dumb," Cosmic said. A reporter got from his seat and looked at him. "But isn't that an opini-" the reporter was cut off by Cosmic punching him in the head. "It doesn't matter if its an opinion!" Cosmic yelled. "Anyway Fact 4: Freedom gets you killed," Cosmic said. "It isn't like freedom is a pers-" once again, another reporter was cut off by Cosmic tackling him into another reporter. Many reporters later.... Cosmic stood beside all the knocked out reporters. "Freedom hur-" another reporter was cut off by Cosmic hitting him. "Well we have a few more questions. If you could make everyone free would-" the reporter was cut off by Cosmic shooting him in the leg. "No more questions," Cosmic walked off the stage and out of the room. "If you didn't notice, you said Freedom gets you kill twice!" one remaining reporter said.

The Confession
"You ready for this?" Jason asked. "Not really," Danz replied unsure. "You'll be fine!" Lora assured. Danz nodded and they walked inside Cosmic's room. "Cosmic we have something to-" Jason was cut off by Danz fainting. "That went well," Danz said. "You fainted and we left," Lora said. "Oh its all in the past," Danz said. "It was really 30 seconds ago," Jason reminded. Danz shrugged and looked at the too. "Ok lets try again," Lora said walking into his dorm again. "Cosmic we have to-" Lora was cut off by a teleporting device flashing and revealed a future Danz. "I'm from the future! Say he is dummy!" Future Danz ordered. "You're chubby!" Danz said. "You cant even get that right!" Jason yelled. They walked out of the room and talked about the confession again. "Ok we gottta get this over with!" Jason yelled frustrated. "Lets go again," Lora said dragging them back in. Cosmic looked up from his computer and got ready to listen for what they had to say. "Cosmic we need- "Lora was cut off by Danz tripping. "This is never going to work," Jason said walking out of Cosmic's room. "Yeah he is never going to find out about his speeder," Lora said sadly. "Oh thats what were doing!" Danz said rushing into Cosmic's room, followed by Lora and Jason "Cosmic I am sorry to say but we blew up your speeder!" Danz explained. "Oh thats-" Cosmic was cut off by Danz shooting him in the head. 'Whoops!" Danz yelled. "I think that went swell!" Jason stated. "We still have to tell Dexter about his ship aswell," Lora said. "Oh ok. Hey Dex!" Danz said walking to his room. Jason stayed in Cosmic's run until he heard two gunshots. "Man I gotta get my own place!" Jason said walking out of the room.

The Tv
Cosmic and Sandy sat on the couch in their dorm waiting for something good to come on television. "Try Disney Channel," Sandy suggested. Cosmic shot up from his seat and glared at him. "Not in a million years!!!" Cosmic yelled. Sandy backed away then turned the channel to a show. "How about this?" Sandy asked. Cosmic turned to the television and saw Star Trek. "No that's too boring. How about-" Cosmic stopped mid sentence when he saw the television shut down. "Wha!?!?!?!" Sandy yelled. Cosmic grabbed the remote out of his hand and pressed the 'on' button nonstop but it never worked. "This sucks!" Cosmic yelled throwing the remote across the room. Sandy walked up to the television and pressed the on button on the television but didn't work. "Darn it!" Sandy yelled in frustration. "You have to plug it in," Drake said walking into the room plugging the television back in. "But who unplugged it?" Cosmic asked. Dexter walked in and told them. "Next time I want the television, give it to me," Dexter stated then left. "Uhh...." Sandy said. Suddenly, the television turned off again. "What the!?" Cosmic yelled.

Grand Theft Jello
Cosmic, Dexter, Cress and Jason stood in a dark allyway in the lower cities on Coruscant. "Alright were going to get that ship, drive it to the target building, then make our way back, got it?" Cress went over the plan. The three nodded and they began their mission. "Jason you get the ship," Dexter commanded. Jason nodded and ran towards the ship and busted the doors open. "I will get it running," Jason said. "Cosmic you get the supplies," Cress ordered. Cosmic nodded and grabbed a bag full of supplies. "Lets get going," Jason said driving to the next location. A few minutes later they arrived and got onto the roof of the building. "Cosmic get the ropes and we'll pull you do," Dexter said. Cosmic retrieved the ropes and gave them back to him. "Alright lets go," Cosmic said wrapping himself in ropes. They slowly pulled him down into the building. "This is going to be the best!" Cosmic whispered to himself. He opened a small bag and stuffed their reason for being their into the bag. "Alright pull me up!" Cosmic whispered. They nodded and pulled him back up and put the supplies back into the bag. "You got the stuff?" Jason questioned. "I got it," Cosmic replied. They got into the ship and flew quickly back to their apartment. "We got company!" Cress said looking behind them out the window. Jason rolled down his window and saw the cops after them. "Darn!" Dexter said hitting his seat. They flew faster and were soon surrounded by police robots. "Put your hands in the air!" the police ordered. They all slowly got out of the ship and put their hands up, except Cosmic. "I worked so hard for this jello!!!" Cosmic yelled. The police robots tilted their heads confused. Cosmic opened a pack of jello and dumped it into his mouth. "I said put your hands in the air" the police ordered once more. Cosmic threw jello at them and attempted to run but was tackled by them. "I worked too hard for it too!!!" Cress said punching a police droid. They soon all started a fight with them. "For jello!" Jason yelled jumping onto a police droid. 2 weeks later..... "Any last words?" a police droid asked. "JELLO!!!!!" the four screamed. The police droid said 'open fire' when it started raining jello. "That doesn't even make sense!" a police droids said.

Table-Tennis Snowman
Cosmic and Cress ran through the streets, pushing everyone out of their way trying to get to work. "We are going to be killed by the boss if we're late!" Cress yelled running faster. Cosmic nodded and they bursted into the restaurant and saw their boss looking at them. "Si in ritardo! Mettersi al lavoro!" their boss yelled. "For heaven's sake learn engl-" Cress was cut off by his boss punching him in the head and knocking him out. "Va bene ci metteremo di nuovo a lavoro, ma vi prego di imparare l'inglese," Cosmic replied. "Imparero piu tardi, ma per ora ottenere tavolo dieci," the manager said then walked off. "God I hate Italian....." Cosmic said giving table ten their food then walked off to the kitchen when something caught his eye. Cosmic stared at the window and slowly a snowman's head was visible and the rest of its body soon came into view, with a table-tennis racket in its hand. "He look I told you I saw that guy last night!" Danz pointed towards the snowman. "He plays table-tennis?" Cosmic asked confused. Danz nodded then walked back towards the tables while Cosmic stared at the snowman. "Huh...." Cosmic said. The snowman batted his racket against the window which made Cosmic run off. A few minutes later, Cosmic walked back to the window and saw the snowman looking at him pointing at the racket. "No no no no no. Why would I play table tennis with you?" Cosmic asked. The snowman then went back under the window and hid from his view. "This day can't get any weirder...." Cosmic said turning around and bumping into someone. "AHHH!!!!" Cosmic screamed and saw the snowman infront of him. Cosmic woke up from the nightmare and looked around and he was in his room. "What happened?! Did Danz blow up another one of your speeders? Well you would find out soon," Lora said. "What?" Cosmic asked. "He blew up another one of your speeders after he played table tennis," Lora explained. "Wait with who?" Cosmic asked. "With Frosty," Lora said. "You mean Frost who lives next door? The one who is our friend?" Cosmic asked. "No. Forsty the Snowman," Lora corrected. "It was real!" Cosmic yelled. "Yeah I couldn't believe it either," a voice said. The two turned around and saw the snowman again. "Not again...." Cosmic said fainting onto the ground. "Its like he has never seen a snowman before...." Lora said walking back to her room. "Well that was funny," Frost said, taking of his mask of the snowman. "Costumes are so realistic!" he exclaimed surprised.

The Lighter
Cosmic had lost his job after the snowman incident, and the others were later fired for their own reasons. "I need another job!" Cosmic said dropping onto the couch. "Yeah you do," Drake said. Cosmic rolled his eyes and reminded Drake that he lost his job too. Once they finished talking, they began looking for jobs with Gold and Aqua. "Hey Aqua what's your real name? And Gold that isn't your name so what are your real names?" Drake asked curious. "Not telling," the two said at the same time. They continued walking until they found a shop that was hiring. "Boo ya!" Gold yelled happily. They walked in and went to get interviewed. One day later...... Drake and Aqua sweeped the floors while Cosmic put new items on the shelves. Gold went to get more drinks from the back of the store when Danz and Cress bursted into the shop with two lighters in each other their hands. "Dude we can burn this place down and your boss will die just seeing it!" Danz said lighting the lighters on. Cosmic stared at them confused until he took their lighters. "I'm not losing my job after all I went though," Cosmic stated as he threw the lighters in the trash. "Cos remember I always take spares," Cress said pulling out another lighter out of his pocket. "Darn it Cress!" Cosmic yelled. Cress then threw the lighter on the ground, creating flames that burned the shop slowly. "Look what you did!" Cosmic said angrily has he grabbed Cress by the neck. "If I want to keep my apartment then you need to put the fire out!" Cosmic yelled. Gold and Aqua stared at the fire shock at Cress' actions. "Anyway before the boss gets back we need to-" Aqua was cut of by Cosmic phone going off. The ringtone was a series of explosians and Cosmic yelling 'BURN BABY BURN!!!!'. He answered the phone and Jason was on the other line. "Hey Cosmic wanna destroy the jedi temple?!" Jason asked. "Honestly what is with these people...." Cosmic thought. He quickly turned off his phone and looked behind him where the others were and found out something he didn't think would happen until another few hours. The shop had already burned down. "Movie?" Gold suggested. They nodded and walked out, leaving Cosmic staring at the remains of a store.

Bodyguard
Everyone was doing their own things. Jason and Cress were playing Halo, Lora, Drake, and Gold were eating their breakfast while Aqua was reading. When they all thought it would be a normal day, the door bursted open and Sandy fell down on the ground knocked out. Then Cosmic and his new bodyguard walked in and looked at Gold, who was laughing at him. Gold lowered his head slowly until it was no longer visible. "It sucks that Cosmic got a bodyguard," Jason complained. "Yeah," Cress nodded. While the two weren't looking, their Xbox disappeared. "Hey where did Halo go?" Jason said. They looked at the bodyguard, who had smashed his Xbox. "Ugh! Not again," Cress said walking to a box and opened it. It revealed at least 5 spare Xboxes and he grabbed the middle on and plugged it in. "Fourth one this week!" Jason yelled at the bodyguard. Danz walked in and thought everything was normal and talked. "Hey guys whats-" he was cut off by the sight of Sandy knocked out and Jason glaring at the bodyguard, and Gold hiding under the table. "Do the washing up," Cress said to Cosmic. Cosmic shook his head and looked at Danz. "Cosmic what is going on?! I am fed up with-" once again, Danz was cut off by the bodyguard, who had grabbed him by the shirt and thrown him out the window. Everyone then fell silent, until Cress broke the silence. "Do the washing up," Cress ordered again. "Darn it!" Cosmic yelled

Fight.....ish
Cosmic, Danz, Cress and Aqua where played Xbox, as usual, when Drake walked in with an unfimiliar person. "Hey Drake. Hey....girl?" Cosmic said unsure when he saw the new girl standing beside Drake. "This is my old friend Grace. She is from another state," Drake explained. "Nice to meet you. I am Cosmic. We are playing Xbox, care to join us?" Cosmic asked. "Sorry I don't play video games that much," Grace said. Everyone dropped what they were doing and looked at her. "Cosmic don't do it man don't-" Drake was cut off by Cosmic pointing a gun at Grace, while Drake pulled a gun out and pointed it at him. "Dang it Cosmic!" Drake yelled. "What the heck is going on?" Grace asked looking at them all point guns at each other. Meanwhile, Danz was killed by Aqua on Halo and he threw his controller on the ground and yelled. He then pointed a gun at Cosmic. "You were supposed to be covering me, Cosmic!" Danz yelled. Aqua dropped her controller and aimed it at Danz. Cress then joined in by pointing his gun at Aqua. "Cosmic lets talk this out. First, put your gun down," Drake ordered. Cosmic lowered his gun a little, then pointed it back at Grace. "N-No! This place is for gamers. If it weren't for her you would of picked up that controller already. I can't even look at you!" Cosmic yelled turning his head away from him then looking back. "Stop guys! I will play, just put the guns down," Grace stated. They all lowered their weapons slowly and sat down to play once more. "Want some pizza?" Cosmic asked pointing towards a pizza box on the table. "No thanks I don't like it," she said. They all pointed their guns at her, making another standoff.

Smash Man's Revenge
Drake, Lora, and Aqua were walking around the jedi temple trying to occupy themselves while waiting for their other friends. "This is so boring!!!!" Drake yelled. Aqua rolled her eyes and texted random things on her phone. "Wonder what is taking them so long...." Lora said curious. Meanwhile.... "So what if I destroyed this temple a few months ago its in the past!" Cosmic yelled at a guard who wouldn't let him through. "Well you did destroy the temple so that you shouldn't of told him," Danz said. "Hey you helped me when we destroyed it!" Cosmic yelled. "Well Dexter did too," Danz said turning around to look at Dexter. "So what?! Smash Man inturupted our rampage," Dexter reminded them about the man who said he was 'the king of smashing things'. "Well he is gone so-" Danz was inturruped by none other then Smash Man. "I have returned to smash another day!" Smash Man yelled. "Hey Dex you gotta weapon on ya?" Cosmic asked looking at Smash Man. Dexter shook his head and they looked at Danz. "What about you?" Dexter asked. "I don't have anything," Danz replied. "Guess we have to do this the old fasion way," Cosmic said cracking his knuckles. Ten minutes later..... Cosmic, Danz, Dexter layed on the ground defeated by Smash Man. "Weak! You guys are-" Smash Man was cut off by Cosmic pulling out a hidden gun. "Now let me walk in piece!" Cosmic yelled at Smash Man's body. Cosmic turned around to walk off but was shocked by a police droid's tazer. "Sweet....dreams.......poker......falling....." Cosmic mumbled then fell to the ground.

Weather Change
Cosmic and the group were dying from the heat wave that had struck their afternoon and had everything turned on to keep cool. "Its way too hot! Get another fan," Lora ordered. "Do it yourself," Aqua said continuing to read her book. "Lazy..." Lora mumbled and turned another fan on. Danz was ready to plug another fan into the wall but saw all the things they had on. "Um Cosmic we shouldn't have this much stuff on," Danz said looking at everything they had. "What? What could happen or go wrong?" Cosmic questioned looking at Danz. "Well the generator would work over time, its electricty would cause a power plant to send massive heat to the arctic and thus cause major weather changes," Danz explained. "Smart guy," Lance said sarcasticly. "You're overreacting. I think the heat is getting to ya," Cosmic said. "Yeah I guess you're right," Danz said as he plugged another fan into the wall. Meanwhile, the power plant sent heat to the arctic and caused a huge wave to head towards the location the group was in. "Hey guys do you hear that?" Gold said looking out the window and saw a giant wave. "Holy cow! Its a giant wave!" Cosmic yelled pointing to the wave. "Guys turn everything off to stop it!" Cosmic commanded. "How would that help us now?" Lora asked. "Turn it off now!!" Cosmic yelled with flames in his eyes. "Got it!" They all said running back to turn the electricty off. "Yeah I wasn't gonna be around much longer so I thought I would call. Yeah that's right, with extra peperoni on the pizza please," Cosmic said on the phone. "Its right infront of me!" Cosmic yelled looking at the wave get closer. "Oh thats slightly better," he said taking off his 3D glasses. They all pulled the plugs out of the wall and were almost finished. "Hurry!" Drake yelled. "97...98....99...100! Ready or not here I- WAHHHH!!!!" Cosmic screamed at the sight of the wave right infront of him. Danz pulled the last plug out of the wall and the wave suddenly stopped. "Well that's just silly," Lora said looking at the wave go backwards back to the ocean. "Guys we need to cut down on our usage of electricity. Because if we don't, we're all going TO DIE!" Cosmic said.

Circle of Friends
Drake, Lance, and Gold walked through the city of Coruscant looking for things to cure their boredom. "Lets just stop and get something to eat," Gold said. Drake and Lance nodded and walked into a fast food restaurant. "By the way Drake your paying," Lance said eating some of his food. "What?! Why me?" Drake asked surprised. "Because your the reliable one, the saint," Lance explained. "What are you talking about?" Drake asked confused. "In our circle of friends. Your the saint, Gold is the smart one, and I am the hero," Lance said. While they returned to their food, their next door neighbor, Charlie, walked up to them with a piece of paper in his hand. "I'm sorry too interrupt your lunch, but could you sign this here petition?" Charlie asked showing them the petition. "Whats it for?" Lance asked. "Well its for...uh you know stuff," Charlie said laughing nervously and rubbing the back of his head. "I am not gonna sign somthing if I don't know what it is," Lance said throwing the rest of his food away and walked out of the restaurant. "Me neither. I'm out," Drake said throwing his trash away and walking out trying to catch up with them. "Wait you two! Let me catch up!" Gold threw his food into the trash and ran after them. When they left, Cosmic walked in and was stopped by Charlie. "Do you wanna sign?" Charlie asked. "Sure," Cosmic simply said and signed then walked off. Meanwhile, Danz and Dexter met up with Lance while Drake and Gold went back to their appartments. "So you call it Circle of Friends?" Danz asked as Lance explained the friend circle. "Yeah. I'm the nerd, your the stuck up, and Dexter is the smart one," Lance explained. "I thought you said Gold was the the smart one," Dexter said confused. "No he is the nerd," Lance said. "You said I was the nerd," Danz said confused aswell. "No your the hero," Lance said. "I'm confused," Danz said. "Thats because your not the smart one. I am," Lance said.

Computer Rage
"Hmmm....." Cosmic stared at the internet quiz on his computer screen thinking of what to answer. After a few hours, he got through the first question. "How many questions are there again?" Cosmic asked himself then checked to see how much. There were 45 questions, and he just began. After 5 years of taking the quiz, he finally pressed the finish button and his score was 8. "What!?!? Brooklyn rage BROOKLYN RAGE!!!!" Cosmic yelled at the computer. He then took the quiz again, and got a lower score of 5. "BROOKLYN RAGE!!!!!!!!!" Cosmic yelled louder then before and slammed his fist into the computer. After a few months of getting money, he bought the more expensive computer from the store and took the test a third time. This time, it gave him a score of -44. "This gives me rage of the brooklyn variety!" Cosmic lit the computer on fire and threw it out the window.

Spirits
"And that is why you never put a computer in a dish washer," Jason said. "All you did was skip to the end you know, right?" Cosmic asked. "I did? Oh well," Jason shrugged and snuck up on Aqua, who was reading another one of her books. "Booo!!!" Jason yelled from behind her making her jump and land on the ground. Cosmic couldn't help but laugh and Sandy laughed aswell. "Not funny guys!" Aqua yelled getting back to her feet. "Hey guys do you think the house is a litte.....um you know....crowded?" Cosmic asked. They nodded and walked inside and saw Lance and Cress jumping around wildly and Danz playing paint ball with Dexter and Drake. "Guys! Role call!!!" Cosmic yelled getting all their attention. Everyone lined up and was ready. "Drake," Cosmic said. "Here," Drake replied. "Lora," Cosmic said. "Here," Lora said then walked off. "Anyway I can see everyone here so I need to talk to you guys," Cosmic said and the others nodded and sat at their chairs. "This house is too small for all of us. Its either we make a room out of the attic or a house upgrade. You guys choose," Cosmic explained. "Attic," Jason said. "Ok I will go up in the attic," Jason said and went to get his stuff. "Alright. Thats settled, lets see how it goes," Cosmic said and walked to his room. A few hours later..... "Lights out guys!" Drake said. Everyone turned their lights off and went to sleep. "See you guys in the morning!" Jason said and was about to turn his light off until he heard a growling noise from under his bed. "Sandy? Is that you? I told you not to do that anymore!" Jason yelled but got no reply. "Wait wha- AHH not the face!!!" Jason screamed covering his head. Meanwhile, in Cosmic's room he heard everything and Jason begging for help. "Ugh I thought this would be over once I left my parents house!" Cosmic covered his head with his pillow and fell asleep. The next day, Cosmic woke up and went downstairs and saw Lora eating toast. "Sleep well last night?" Lora asked taking a bite out of her toast. "No. Jason kept me up all night!" Cosmic replied annoyed and put more bread into the toaster. "What do you mean?" Lora asked. "He kept screaming, crying, begging for help as evil laughter came into his room, his door opening and shutting and creepy gusts of wind coming to him," Cosmic explained then took a bite out of his toast. "You know that sort of thing," Cosmic simply said. "What's wrong with him?" Lora asked worried. "What do I look like his friend? I don't know," Cosmic said as Drake walked in. "Hey guys!" Drake greeted and sat down. "Maybe we should go check on Jason," Lora suggested. "Yeah I think you're right lets go," Cosmic said and walked to the attic. Once they got there, their eyes widened and saw Jason CLEANING HIS ROOM. "Hello friends! How are you this fine morning?" Jason waved to them. "Wow Jason this place is actually clean," Drake said impressed at his cleaned up room. "Well I thought I would clean up a little," Jason replied. "I am surprised you found time to in your busy self-worship schedule," Cosmic pointed towards his to do list which had 'me me me me me and me' writen all over it. "Well I thought I would become wise and less vain," Jason said and threw his to do list into the trash. "I'm shocked. Cleaning your room, being nice-" Lora was cut off by Cosmic adding onto her sentence. "Using words with more then two syllables!" Cosmic said. "Yeah who are you and what have you done with the real Jason," Drake began laughing until Jason's eyes glowed red. "Oh," all three of them said. They were exploded out of the room and onto the ground outside while Jason flew and laughed evily. "Fools! I will take over the world! Remove mountains, destroy monuments, and-" Spirit Jason was cut off by normal Jason's spirit. "I like monuments!" Jason yelled. "What?" Spirit Jason said confused. "I don't want to destroy them!" Jason yelled. "You can't decide that!" Spirit Jason yelled. "Why not?" Jason asked. "Because I am controlling your body!" Spirit Jason said. Cosmic, Lora, and Drake watched them argue and sat there confused. "You're mean! You threw away my milk!" Jason yelled. "The milk was expired!" Spirit Jason yelled back. "You're expired!" Jason yelled and insulted the spirit. "How dare you! You know what? Insult this!" Spirit Jason gave Jason his body back and went back inside the house and possesed it. "Guys. I think our house might....might....be a litte possesed. Or nothing amybe it's nothing...." Jason trailed off from his sentence. "Can we still go in?" Lora asked. "I don't see why not we just open the door and- OH now I am going backwards!" Cosmic flew backwards and crashed into his ship making its alarm go off. Cosmic found the keys in his pocket and turned the alarm off. "Well we could ask Charlie and Frost for help," Drake suggested. "Charlie is too mean and Frost is a prankster!" Lora said annoyed. "Of course we will help!" Frost and Charlie said with guns in their hands. "We got some gear for you guys too," Charlie handed them guns and they got ready to defeat the spirit. They then bursted into the house. "Oh dear god its exactly the same!" Jason exclaimed. "The attic," Cosmic said. "The attic," they all said then walked to the attic and saw the spirit and got ready to defeat it. "I will destroy you, this house and eat your cookies!" Spirit said and evil laughed. "You may destroy my house, kill my friends but YOU NEVER MESS WITH A MAN'S COOKIES!" Cosmic then launched himself at the Spirit and began fighting it. A few minutes later, Cosmic was being chocked by the Spirit and the others were already defeated. Instead of helping, Frost and Charlie got popcorn and laughed at Cosmic. "Cosmic!" Lora and Drake yelled. "Wait did you say Cosmic?" Spirit asked looking at the three. "Uh.....yeah?" Lora said confused. "Oh I am sorry about this. I'm looking for a Mr.........Frost," Spirit corrected his mistake and flew into Frost's house. "Stop that you lousy ghost!!!" Frost ran after the spirit and attempted to defeat it. "Should we help him?" Charlie asked looking at Frost be beaten up. "Nahhh," they all said and walked off.

Meanwhile in a Different Universe
Gold and Sandy sat in the living room of their friend's house doing their own things and not talking at all. "Hey Sandy?" Gold said breaking the silence. "Yeah?" Sandy said looking at him. "Ever think their were different universes?" Gold asked. "Of course not," Sandy said. Meanwhile in a different Universe where men like getting makeovers.... "Wanna get a makeover!?" a different universe Gold asked. "Alright yeah!" Gold said walking off with his other self. Sandy facepalmed and thought about other things. Meanwhile in a different Universe where relatives are always on fire.... Sandy was on the phone with his brother trying to calm him down while Gold ate popcorn and watched a movie. "Calm down. No no calm down. Calm- Yeah he's dead," Sandy hung up the phone then went back to reading. Meanwhile in a Universe where no one knows what a rist-watch is.... "Sandy what time is it?" Gold asked. "Look at your rist-watch," Sandy said. "What's that?" Gold asked. "I don't know!" Sandy said dramaticly. Meanwhile in a Universe where sitting down is amazing.... Gold walked around bored then decided to sit down. "Bravo bravo!!!!" Sandy clapped nonstop. Meanwhile in a Universe where everything is invisible..... "Where are you Gold!!!!" Sandy yelled. Meanwhile in a- Ok this is done.

Bottom of the Ocean
''Cosmic and his friends lived in a house on a cliff until it fell into the ocean. First they saw a shark (wow!!!), then they saw a whale (wee!!!), then they saw a a salmon punch a bear (what the heck?) ''"Hey Cosmic. I got my grades back today. They were below 'sea' level!" Jason laughed at his own pun. "What the heck are you talking about!!!" Cosmic yelled grabbing him by the shirt. "That teacher sure 'harbors' a grudge!" Jason said giving himself a thumbs up. "Why do you keep making puns!!!" Cosmic yelled confused. "Well I am off to the grocery store. 'Sea' ya!" Jason said grabbing the door knob. "Wait don't open that door!" Cosmic yelled trying to stop him but he had already opened the door and drowned both of them.... Meanwhile on the shore..... Two police men had pulled them up from the sea. "Its a darn shame Frank," a police men said looking at Cosmic and Jason dead. "Ha. Hey cheif look at this duck," Frank said pointing towards a duck in a hat. "Thats hilarious," the cheif said in the most lifeless tone of voice ever.

Slenderman wants his 20$
Cosmic and Lora walked through the dark forrest looking for 8 pages so they can get back to their house. "We have three pages where would the other-" Cosmic was cut off by hearing music. (Italics will be song lyrics in this) "''Give me twenty dollars, give me twenty dollars...." ''Cosmic and Lora heard in the distance. "I listen to that song!" Lora said trying to hear more. "Its not normal......" Cosmic said then went into deep thought. The song got louder and louder until they turned around and saw Slenderman standing there with a radio. "Hello Slendy how was your day?" Cosmic said scratching the back of his head nervously. Slenderman of course didn't reply and the two ran off away from him. They hid behind a fairly large tree and sat down. "I think we lost him," Lora sighed in relief. "Yeah," Cosmic said then looked around. They heard walking and stopped moving. "Shh," Lora whispered to Cosmic. "Shh," Cosmic whispered then looked behind him and saw Slenderman nodding. "AHHH!!!" Cosmic and Lora screamed then ran off again. The twenty dollars song played again and they shivered in fear. "You won't get my twenty dollars!!!" Cosmic yelled. They looked back infront of them and saw Slender doing Gangnam Style making their jaws drop. Once Slender was done he ran towards the two and the three disappeared. "We missed the Gangnam Style!!" Dexter and Jason complained.

Slendy Comes Back for 40$
This time around, Frost and Aqua were set in the forest of Slender to find the mysterious eight pages. "Well this is cool!" Frost complimented the area. Aqua rolled her eyes and focused on a large tree. "There it is, Frost! Our first landmark!" Aqua pointed at the big, unusual tree. Frost nodded when his eyes widened when he saw a piece of paper on the tree. "Oh my gosh, A SHOPPING LIST!!!!" Frost ran off from the 'shopping list', which was the first piece of paper. Soon Frost returned to Aqua and they found 5 pages, and were now being followed nonstop my Slender. They turned around and saw him and screamed then ran away. They saw a building which looked like a restroom, which was black with darkness. Aqua and Frost shook in fear of the building. "I don't wanna go in there!" Frost said shaking so much he dropped their flashlight, but quickly picked it up. They found 2 more pages before they entered the building and found the last page. "We did it!" Frost said happily. Aqua nodded and they turned around beginning to walk out. "We should celebrate when we get back," Aqua suggested but stopped and turned around and saw Slender. "I never noticed that he has long arms. I bet ya he gives great hugs!!" Frost said nervously. Slender ran towards them and the three disappeared like Cosmic.

The Spellbook
Cosmic was running as fast as he could, panting and slowing down. The monster that was chasing him grabbed him with it's left hand and threw him in his mouth making him yell and scream. "Let me out!!!" Cosmic demanded. The monster spat him out and shap shifting to Aqua. "You should of seen your face!" Aqua said trying to hold back laughter. Cosmic rolled his eyes. "Why did Jason even let you touch his new spell book?" Cosmic asked confused. Aqua shrugged and looked at Jason, who was reading more spells in his book. "I don't wanna play this anymore? Jason, use a spell to make a double of me for Aqua to use!" Cosmic ordered. "Fine," Jason said and casted a spell to duplicate Cosmic. "Wow! You're me!" Cosmic said looking at his clone. "Correction. I'm you!" Clone Cosmic said. "I will be the judge of that!" Aqua said running towards them. "Question 1! What's your favorite food?" Aqua asked talking into her microphone. Before Cosmic could answer, Clone Cosmic answered. "Pizza. Duh," Clone Cosmic said. "Who would win? Aqua Man or a merman?" Aqua asked. Once again, Clone Cosmic answered before Cosmic could say anything. "They wouldn't fight each other, but team up to defeat the Ultra Space Bird People!" Clone Cosmic explained. "You are his complete copy!" Aqua said amazed. "Lets go play Monster Chase!" Aqua said running off with Clone Cosmic. "Now I can relax," Cosmic said relieved. He sat there for 3 seconds, then got up. "I'm bored," Cosmic said and walked into his bedroom. He walked past Aqua's room, but stopped when he saw them playing his favorite video game and doing everything he liked. "Aw man!" Cosmic said and ran back to Jason. "Make me my own Clone Aqua!" Cosmic commanded. "Fine! This is the last time!" Jason said and casted the cloning spell on Aqua. "Hey Clone Aqua? Wanna go hang out?" Clone Cosmic asked. Clone Aqua nodded and they ran off to the gaming room. "Hey! That was supposed to be me!" Cosmic and Aqua said at the same time. "Why don't you two just hang out together again?" Cress asked, walking up to them with Lance and Drake behind him. "Nahh!" the two said then walked off. "All in favor of kicking the clones out of this house, raise your hand," Cosmic said, raising his hand along with Aqua, Cress, Lance, Drake and Jason. "All people who want to kick the non-clones out raise your hand!" Clone Cosmic said. "Ha! You guys lose!" Jason taunted. "Check again!" Clone Aqua said pointing to all the other clones they made. "Oh darn!" Drake said.

The Date
Gold was lying on his bed with a piece of paper in his hands and chuckling everytime he read a part of it. Lora was walking by when she saw him laughing and walked into his room. "Whatcha got?" Lora asked curiously. Gold looked at her and threw the paper behind his back, making her even more curious. She tackled him then took the paper and ran off with it. "No! Give it back!" Gold said as he began running at top speed for her. "Lora give him his stuff back," Dexter ordered. "Not until I see how it works," Lora said reading the paper. Her eyes widened, making Dexter walk over to her and read the paper himself, and it gave him the same reaction. "Dude, this is stuff you like about Aqua," Dexter said looking at Gold, causing him to cover his face with his hat. "Someone is in love!" Lora teased. Cosmic walked in, hair messy and clothes dirty, and got himself breakfast. "What happened to you?" Dexter asked looking at him. "Nothing," Cosmic simply said then grabbed his bowl of cereal and walked back to his room. Sandy and Aqua ran through the front door and hid behind the table. "What's wrong?" Gold asked. "Hiding from Danz, Lance, Drake and Cress," Aqua explained. As if on que, Danz, Lance, Drake and Cress ran into the house and caught Sandy and Aqua. Cosmic walked back down the stairs and turned the tv on. "Aqua, Gold has something he wants to tell you," Dexter said, pushing Gold towards Aqua. Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at the two. "Um Aqua do you want to go to that new place downtown?" Gold asked nervously. "I would love to, but I cannot," Aqua said sadly. "Why not?" Gold asked. "Because Charlie already asked me," Aqua said, then Charlie walked in and looked at Gold and laughed, making him growl. "Lets go," Charlie said and left the house with Aqua. "Oh sorry dude," Sandy said. "We will show you how to really ask girls out," Jason said. They got on their knees and pretended a mop was a girl and began begging. "Is this the wrong approach?" Gold asked Cosmic, who was watching them beg. "Just be confident," Cosmic said then continued to watch them beg. A few minutes later, Gold came back with a tied up Charlie. "Dude you ok? You have that look on your face," Cosmic said. "I have a plan. You guys watch Charlie while I pose as him on the date!" Gold said. "What do we get?" Sandy asked. "Would you do it for a SCOOBY SNACK?!" Gold said holding a box of scooby snacks. "Oh yeah!" Cosmic, Jason and Sandy said turning into three scoobys. Charlie looked at the three and tried to persuade them. "Alright guys very funny, now let me go," Charlie said politely. "No," the three said at the same time. "Let me go!" Charlie ordered. "No," the three said at the same time again. "Let me go!!!" Charlie demanded. "No," the three said again. "Wanna go get something to eat?" Sandy asked. "What about him?" Cosmic pointed to Charlie, who was still asking to be let go. "Hey Cress could you watch Charlie?" Jason asked. Cress looked up from his book and at them. "Like a hawk," Cress said plainly. "You're the best!" the three said then ran out of the room. Charlie slipped out of the ropes and ran out of the room, but was directed by Cress. "Exits that way," Cress pointed to the opposite direction of where he was orginally going. Charlie nodded then ran out of the house. Meanwhile on the date, Gold had dressed up as Charlie and was making the date horrible. "I'm starting to think I should of said no to your request to come her, Charlie!" Aqua yelled angrily. 'Charlie' rolled his eyes and was about to walk off until the real Charlie walked in in Gold's clothing. "You!" the two yelled at each other and began fighting. They fought and fought until they couldn't stand and both fell. "That's what I get for accepting invitations," Aqua said walking off.

The Get-Away
Cress and Lance were playing their favorite video game on their new game console and reached the final boss level. "This is going to be the greatest achievment of my life!" Cress said happily, earning a nod from Lance. They began pressing fighting buttons to attack the boss alien until Cosmic bursted down the door and began yelling. "Guys emergency! No time to explain just get to the ship now!" Cosmic then grabbed the two by the arms and dragged them to the ship and flew off. "Ok what's the problem?" Cress said increasing the flying speed of the ship he was controlling. "We got a monster...." Cosmic said looking at the city. "What kind?" Lance said from the backseat. "A monster of the munchies!" Cosmic said pointing to a fast-food restaurant. "Two cheesburgers, a chocolate milkshake, large coke, some fries and a small salad stat!" Cosmic said. Lance and Cress mumbled and left with his food. Jason was feeding his pet dog when Cosmic bursted into his room by his window. "Jason, emergency! No time to explain, get in the ship now!" Cosmic grabbed Jason and dragged him to the ship. "What are we doing?" Jason asked flying around waiting for Cosmic to direct him. "To the game store!" Cosmic said excitedly. "Ugh!" Jason yelled then flew him to the store. Lora was watering her planets when Cosmic blasted the roof over her room open and jumped in. "Lora, emergency! No time to explain, get to the ship now!" Cosmic grabbed her arm and ran out. "What's the matter?" Lora asked. "We are going to the party center! Meet you in an hour!" Cosmic then got out of the ship and ran into the building. Lora growled and flew back to the house. Everyone was sitting in the living room doing their own things when Cosmic ran into the room. "Guys, emergency! No time to explain, get in the ship now!" Cosmic ran off, expecting them to follow, but they didn't move at all. "Guys! Emergency! SHIP! NOW!!!" Cosmic said mixing up his words. "What is it this time?" Jason asked. "Dude, since I didn't beat my game, my memory is jacked up and I only remember the game and only little things," Cress complained. "I have to agree with Cress, all of your problem are simply irrelevant," Lora agreed. "Wait who are you?" Cress said looking at Lora, meaning he lost his memory of meeting her when he lost his game. "Why can't you just fly yourself?" Lance asked. "Because........my ship was suspended from flight and I have to take flying tests to get it back. But I did find someone on the internet to help me!" Cosmic said dashing out of the house. He walked around the city and found the practice ship and got in. He turned the radio on, and it was classical music, he switched it, then it was opera, he switched it again, and it was rock and pop. He kept the radio on it and began nodding his head to the beat. Cosmic never realized that he was parked beside a bank, and that the robber had loaded his stolen money and gotten into the front seat. Cosmic was still listening to the music until the man turned it off. "You must be my flying teacher!" Cosmic said looking at him. "Yes I am. Now go as fast as you can!" He ordered, looking at the police fly towards them. "Whatever you say," Cosmic then speeded away from the police and began his 'tests'. Jason and Frost were walking around the city when he saw Cosmic with a robber flying away, making his jaw drop. "I'm sure he doesn't know what he is doing....." Frost said walking off.

The Package
Gold, Lora, Aqua, Dexter and Drake were sitting in the living room of their house watching a new movie they bought the week before. Everyone was calm, but Cosmic, who was pacing around the room looking at his watch. "Dude so what if your package you ordered is late?" Drake said. Cosmic heard a 'ding' and ran towards the door and thought it was his package, but it was Drake's popcorn. "Popcorn is done! What some Cosmic?" Drake offered. "Sure. Get me bag. But it must. Not. BURN!" Cosmic said dramaticly. Drake saluted Cosmic. "Aye aye, weirdo....." Drake said putting another bag of popcorn into the microwave. "If you are bored go visit the new neighbors," Gold suggested. "Who are they?" Cosmic asked. "Their names are Richard, Terra, Star, Cy, Rae, and Logan," Gold answered. Cosmic nodded as he walked out the door and to the new neighbor's house. He knocked on the door, and was quickly greeted by a black haired boy. "And you are?" the boy asked. "Cosmic. I'm your neighbor from across the street," Cosmic explained. He nodded and moved out of the doorway for him to come in. "So what is your name?" Cosmic asked. "Richard," he answered, walking upstairs to his room. Suddenly, Cosmic ws pushed down by someone tackling him from behind. "A new friend?!" a girl said looking at Cosmic excited. "Uh yeah?" Cosmic said confused. She then took his hand and shook it nonstop. "My name is Star nice to meet you!" she said, continuing to shake his hand. "Likewise," Cosmic said, trying to pull away from her grip, and succeded in the end. Two more people came towards him and introduced themselves. "I'm Terra. Nice to meet you," Terra said, shaking his hand regularly, unlike Star's handshake. "I'm Logan," Logan introduced himself. "So anyone else here?" Cosmic asked. "We are," Rae said as she walked down the stairs, followed by Cy. Cosmic heard the sound of a beep, which made him burst out the door and run back to his house. He found what he was waiting for the whole week, his package. "Ayo!!!!" Cosmic said, opening the package excitedly. "Its the wrong package!" Cosmic yelled.

Baseball
Cosmic, Lance, Dexter and Drake were waiting for their turn to bat in the baseball game against Aqua, Lora, Jason and Sandy. "My turn!" Cosmic said running up to homeplate. "Swing batter batter! Swing batter batter! Swing-" Jason was cut off by Cosmic. "Put a sock in it!" Cosmic yelled then went back to taking his stance. "Swing batter batter-" Jason was yelled at again. "Stop it!" Cosmic yelled. "Swing...." Jason whispered. "Thats it!" Cosmic said storming over to Jason, but was held back by Drake and Lance. "I think I should take his place," Lance said, taking the bat away from Cosmic and replacing him as batter. Gold was walking by the baseball field when he heard Jason saying it. "Oh how I love hight school musical! Hey batter batter!" Gold said thinking Jason was singing. Once Cosmic heard this, he grabbed a bat and hit a baseball at Gold, hitting him in the eye. "Ok who is getting a big slap!!!" Gold yelled angrily. "Not it!" Cosmic said. "Not it!" Dexter said. "Not it!" Drake said, leaving Lance the only one who did not say not it. Gold then slapped Lance. Gold then giving Lance a lecture about not hitting him in the face. Cosmic and Drake hid behind a tree and listened. "Man I love eavesdropping!" Cosmic exclaimed quietly. The game had ended with them losing 5-2. "That was terrible!" Cosmic said. "Guys I write my shopping list on my baseball bat, how call is that?" Drake said. "Pen and paper is inconveinant because?" Lance said. Drake shrugged as they walked into his room and found it messy. "Now could you guys help me clean this place up?" Drake asked. "What's in it for us?" Dexter asked. "I'll let you touch the paint brush!" Drake said, showing them a paint brush. "I'm in!" the three said. "I love paint brushes!" Cosmic said. "Hey batter batter, hey batter-" Lance was cut off by Cosmic throwing a paint brush at him. "Knock it off!" Cosmic demanded angrily. Lance threw a bucket of paint at Cosmic, getting it all over him. "Dude you got paint on my favorite jacket!" Cosmic said furious. "Its the only jacket you were," Lance said. "It's still my jacket!" Cosmic replied. "Hey Lance guess what?" Cosmic started. "What?" Lance said. "You're gonna die," Cosmic said. "Am not!" Lance countered. "I'm gonna wipe the floor with you!" Lance said. "I'm gonna smash your face!" Cosmic yelled. "Ya, wait what?" Lance said confused. "Then I am gonna set fire to a totem and have a human sacrifice!" Cosmic said, confusing Lance further. "What the heck man!" Lance said. "Then when we play Monopoly I will take your turn while you're in the bathroom," Cosmic said. "Dude you seriously got issues," Lance said. "And then I am gonna destroy your friends," Cosmic said. "Ok bro thats a little-" Lance was cut off by Cosmic again. "Then I am gonna kick your dog," Cosmic said. "I don't have a dog," Lance said. "Then I will by you one," Cosmic said. "Hey, that very nice-" Lance was once again cut off by Cosmic. "Then I will kick your dog," Cosmic said. They stared at each other, until Lance spoke up. "Why are you-" Lance was again cut off. "Then I will make you watch High School Musical," Cosmic said. "You wouldn't dare!" Lance said.

A Rival's Ways
Cosmic and Jason were at their jobs at the store, helping costumers and working at the cash register. "It doesn't feel the same since Lora left," Cosmic said sadly. "I thought you hated her?" Jason said. "No she was cool," Cosmic said. "As here long term rival I must go and find her as her eternal rival and-" Cosmic was cut off by Jason talking. "You just wanna skip work again don't you?" Jason asked. "Oh my stars you can read me like a book come on!"  Cosmic and Jason were using a tunnel that was under the store to get out. "Why so much effort to get out of work? We could of just used the front door," Jason said. "What are you guys doing?" someone said from behind them. They turned around and saw Aqua. "Reaction shot!" the two said making surprised reactions. "We were going to find Lora," Cosmic said. "I'm in!" Aqua said. "But-" Cosmic was cut off by Aqua yelling. "I'M IN!!!" she yelled. They walked around the city with Aqua saying random things. "A new adventure, an epic tale, a-" Aqua was cut off by Jason and Cosmic yelling at her to stay quiet. "Lora come out, come on! Come out you no good, money lover, tree hugging, drawing hater, weird bird watcher, cookie baker person!" Cosmic yelled. "Why do we have to look for Lora?" Jason complained. "Because the sooner we find Lora, the sooner you can leave," Cosmic said. Jason then yelled louder then Cosmic, asking for Lora to come out. "Look someone is kidnapping someone!" Aqua pointed to a masked man dragging a boy into a bag. "Stop, I am gonna destroy him!" Cosmic yelled. "Why do you always do that?" Jason asked. "Because it's how I solve all my problems!" Cosmic answered. "Now, don't take him and fight me!" Cosmic yelled. "But what happens if you lose?" the boy asked. "Then I guess you will be kidnapped," Cosmic said. The man took off his mask and revealed a monkey. "Lets fight!" the monkey said. "Alright, gun attack!" Cosmic said drawing his gun. "Wait, you can't use a gun right away!" The monkey yelled. "Your a stinking monkey who cares what you think!" Cosmic yelled. "All the monkey did was say a rule!" Aqua said. "Cosmic didn't say a rule!" Jason said, thinking Cosmic was the monkey. "Oh get outta here Jason!" Cosmic yelled. "When I was training for fights, when I made a mistake, I would be severely punished with Miley Cyrus songs!" the monkey said. "Now take this rocket launcher!" Cosmic said, throwing his gun away and grabbing a rocket launcher. "Rocket launcher is not supposed to be used, not supposed to be used!!!" the monkey said. "Not supposed to be used this!" Cosmic shot a rocket at the monkey and freed the boy. Lora jumped out of the shadows and grabbed Cosmic's gun and ran behind them. "Now go be free monkey!" Cosmic said, pointing towards a forest for the monkey to go to. "You do realize you're talking to a monkey," Lora said. "You do realize I don't care," Cosmic mocked. "You do realize I still have the gun," Lora said. "By the way, I have left this group and will be back in a few more updates in some random plot twist," Lora said walking off. "Jeez why don't ya just reveal the whole upcoming stories?" Cosmic said sarcasticly. Lora had already walked off for her to hear them. "Hey when did Lora get here?" Jason asked. Cosmic and Aqua facepalmed. "What?" Jason asked.

Sandwich Theif
Cosmic and Jason were running at top speed to the kitchen and got there just in time for lunch. "Oh yeah! Sandwich Friday!" Cosmic yelled happily. Jason nodded and got himself one of the sandwiches and sat down. "Don't get ahead of yourself. Gold's sandwich making is terrible. I heard that someone found rocks in it!" Aqua said. "Well legend has it there is a delicous golden egg sandwich in one of the sadnwiches. And I am feeling lucky!" Cosmic said taking a bite out of it then spitting it out. "That is terrible!" Cosmic said. Jason got up and threw his sandwich away and walked off. Aqua grabbed her book and began reading, getting a strange look from Cosmic. "Did you know she could read a book?" Cosmic whispered to Sandy. "I didn't know she could hold a book," Sandy whispered back. Dexter walked in with some more sandwiches then quickly left. "Ok. This time I am feeling extra lucky, I want strawberry!" Cosmic said taking a bite out of his new sandwich. "Yep, strawberry," Cosmic said, taking another bite out of it. "Who puts strawberries in sandwiches?" Sandy asked confused. "Hey look that guy is stealing the sandwiches! I beat he wants strawberry!" Cosmic said, pointing at the man take the food. The caught the man and he acted like an animal. "Sorry abotu taking your food, I just love sandwiches. I never actually got a tasty one," the man said. "Its like he is trying to tell me something I know it," Cosmic said still thinking he was an animal. "Me Sandy, you-" Sandy was cut off by the man yelling. "I am not an animal!!!" the man yelled angrily.

Tennis is Boring
To be Published

This Land of Pinkie Pie: Part 1
Cosmic was sitting on his couch while his friends where out doing their own things. He watched one of his favorite scary movies and never got scared since he saw it many times......too many times. Before he could finish the movie, the channel changed randomly and brought on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. "Well that was weird," Cosmic said picking up the remote and attempting to change it until a light flashed around him and consuming him in its brightness. When Cosmic removed his hands from his eyes, he saw that he wasn't in his home. "This land of Pinkie Pie! This land of Pinkie Pie!" Cosmic heard singing from outside of what he thinks was a library and ran out to see the noise. The singing continued until he saw Pinkie Pie marching with a marching band. "I must be dreaming. Somebody pinch me!" Cosmic said while watching Pinkie Pie sing randomly. "How about a punch?" a voice said from behind him. He turned around and saw Rainbow Dash. "What is going on!!!" Cosmic yelled at the sky. "If you have a mental illness visit the docter," another pony, Octavia, said walking up to him. "Why is everybody a pony!?" Cosmic said looking at them in shock. "Don't you mean everypony?" Pinke Pie asked. "Yeah you should know that since you are one," Twilight said. Cosmic's eyes widened and he ran to find and mirror and when he did, he screamed and everyone in the town heard him.

This Land of Pinkie Pie: Part 2
Cosmic pushed everyone....er....everpony out of his way to get away from the town and the ponies. He kept running and running until he reached the forest. He decided to sit against a tree to think about what was happening. He was about to stand up, but the ponies had gotten to him and held him down. "Stay calm!" Rainbow Dash said trying to stop him from struggling. "I think I know how to calm him down!" Pinkie Pie said then ran off and came back with balloons and party hats. "A party!" Pinkie Pie screamed in excitment. "Now how would that work-" Rainbow Dash said then looked back to Cosmic and saw he had put a party hat on and had balloons in his hand was jumping around. "Wha?" Octavia said looking at Pinkie Pie and Cosmic jump around randomly. "We have another Pinkie Pie. Oh great!" Applejack said annoyed. "Hey think of the possibilities!" Spike said thinking of what could happened. His eyes widened and shook his head. "No no! We can't have two!" Spike said. "Two what?" Cosmic and Pinkie said at the same time and appeared infront of them. "Two.....um......parties?" Octavia said unsurely. "Another party? Great!" Pinkie Pie said jumping around once again, who was later joined by Cosmic, and surprisingly, Spike. "Spike!" Twilight said angrily. Spike stopped then walked back to the others. "We need to find out what Cosmic's cutie mark is," Rainbow Dash stated. "Cosmic come here," Rainbow Dash asked politely. Cosmic walked over to them while Twilight and examined his mark. "He is a unicorn," Twilight said. "What?!??! I'm not a unicorn or a pony! I am a human being!" Cosmic yelled. "I'm guessing your wish is to be a alicorn some day huh?" Octavia asked. "Alicorn?" Cosmic said looking at Octavia confused. "If you know nothing about your own species or kind I will explain everything, but it will take awhile," Applejack said. Cosmic nodded and they walked back to Ponyville.

This Land of Pinkie Pie: Part 3
To be Published

This Land of Pinkie Pie: Part 4
To be Published

Smash Man III
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Smash Man III Alternate Ending
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