User blog:BlastRadum/Old Daka Norris Found Dead

Hey guys! This is Vinny! Yea, people in real call meh that so I wanna be called that on here xD. I have some sad news, Chuck Norris' Mom, 9999 Year-Old Old Daka Norris, was found dead in Glitch City. A key witness, Dawnrai Catara said, "She said this, 'Be amazed as I, Old Daka Norris, am so tough that I can walk off this glitch and land dead on the ground' It's just so upsetting" he/she said. We have a few disturbing pictures of Old Daka Norris